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https://www.acpjournals.org/doi/10.7326/aimcc.2024.1260
I guess it's just as well that he didn't try substituting bleach.
EDIT: Also, aside from not looking the stuff up, whatever form he got the stuff in from the Internet has to have either not had a warning label or he ignored it.
Here's a container of sodium bromide on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/SpaChoice-472-3-5021-Sodium-Bromide-1-Pound/dp/B00IGERDJ8
On the front:
On the back:
Grok, is this true?
INSTRUCTIONS?! I don't need no damn instructions! Back in my day we didn't know shit and we liked it that way! Done built this here house without a damn clue what I was doing. She's always been a fixer-upper, every year a wall falls over. Yep, they don't make em like they used to, that's for sure. I fought in 17 wars and I jumped out of helicopters without parachutes, knees crack and I'm just as good today as I was in 1872.
You shouldn't trust anything that the Lame Stream Main Stream Hazardous Material Warnings say.
/s
To be fair, you do get a bit of a boy who cried wolf situation going on with those warnings. I work with several chemicals where the SDS says that any skin exposure requires you to immediately go to a hospital. In reality, it's literally just an acid which has no health effects other than possible burns and from my experience you basically need to soak your hands in it for half an hour straight before you start risking burns.
I do feel that even for that acid, that should be a pretty good indicator that you shouldn't be eating anything that has a warning like that without doing some pretty serious research from pretty credible sources.