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Usually when a franchise gets 5+ sequels at least one is pretty good, but none of the JP sequels have been.

Jurassic World Rebirth spoilersAnd this latest one with ScarJo was particularly bad; they took the Star Wars 7-9 approach where they copy and paste scenes from the original movie and weave a slightly different story around them.

Meanwhile the few "new" things they added were thinly veiled shots at the audience "no one is interested in these creatures anymore so we have to invent hybrids"... and the hybrid they created was basically a Rancor from Star Wars.

(Also wtf does the title "rebirth" have anything to do with what happened in the movie? It's all about collecting dino blood for Pharma research into human heart disease medication. Nothing is "reborn" at all.)

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (4 children)

The worst one for me is the sequel book that Crichton actually wrote. The Lost World.

He actually wrote it as a sequel to the movie, not the first book. Bringing back Ian Malcolm (killed in the book, but not the movie) and flipping the ages of the original 2 kids to match the movie.

As a book, it's not awful, but he kind of sold out by writing it for the inevitable movie adaptation... which then completely ignores the book. 🀬

I really wanted to see the chameleon dinosaurs too! Or, you know, not see them as the case may be!

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bringing back Ian Malcolm

When I read that book as a kid, that confused me so much. I reread the beginning of the book so many times trying to figure out if I had missed a line saying "but it turns out it was his twin who died" or something. I think I had gotten the first book from the library then returned it, else I would have reread it looking for an explanation. No, though; justifying his resurrection was left as an exercise for the reader.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was confused too until I hit the reference to the kids age swap and then I was like "Oh! Sequel to the MOVIE, not the BOOK!"

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Sadly, I wasn't very savvy and there was enough of a time gap that I didn't catch on.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The chameleon dinosaurs would have been a no-brainer! They were scary as hell in the book and easy to translate to the bog screen. Give 'em a predator-like cloaking vibe, but more obvious. Catch one fading into the treeline, stuff like that.

[–] THB@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I think the bog screen is where they're debuting Swamp Thing, no?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago

There were chameleon ones in one of the newer Worlds.

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The current Crichton books/sequels written by other authors from outline materials he left behind are so awful.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

The one that James Patterson finished about the volcano in Hawaii was pretty awful too.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruption_(novel)