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[–] Allero@lemmy.today 46 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Keep it in mind: every time you take a shit, you're essentially reverse dildoing your ass. Very homo.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Umm, reverse homo, so super straight actually.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Sucking dick is then always hetero, because it goes in on the other side, so kinda reversed too?

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Can you imagine if they homies weren't cool with a little BJ now and again?!

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wiping your ass is especially gay

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I read a story where a guy didnt wipe ass cause it makes you gay. He let it dry out and "handle itself". I was really hoping he was pro-bidet....

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

That makes my ass itch just reading it