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[โ€“] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Founder/CEO/Designer - Micro...

Unless that ends in "soft" you're a failure and you're trying to bring everyone else down with you.

If it is "soft", you're a known pedophile and you should be in prison.

[โ€“] twopi@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

We all know it's not MicroSoft but rather MicroPenis1