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[–] whosepoopisonmybutt@sh.itjust.works 60 points 5 days ago (5 children)

The mature thing to do and the most "I don't give a fuck" way to be is just to move out of the way of people who want to go fast and leave lots of space between you and an aggressive driver.

I've spent a lot of time riding motorcycles. Your awareness changes and you learn to identify danger.

Seriously, why do you give a shit about the weirdo whose driving is pissing you off? When you're in a car, the easiest way to get this person out of your life is to just slow down a little.

Driving like an old person is chill as fuck. Better gas mileage, too.

[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I used to drive like a maniac until I got a motorcycle.

Now, I'm super defensive and highly aware of aggressive drivers. I just get out of the way.

I accidentally cut someone off on the freeway last week (3 lanes turned into 2 and I was zoned out, I was driving all day). Dude started honking and raging on me, I could hear him telling me to pull over, so I just kept staring forward until he gave up. Normally I would have engaged.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Now, I'm super defensive and highly aware of aggressive drivers. I just get out of the way.

Drive like everyone else on the road is trying to kill you.

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago
  1. What kind of driver thinks someone is going to pull over for anyone other than a cop?

  2. That kind of driver is likely so unhinged that reasonable people should do everything in their power to avoid interaction. Reasonable people definitely should not pull over to talk with/fight with/be shot by that kind of driver.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

  • George Carlin

I took that to heart when I first heard it at like 19

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

Nope. Driving slower is fine as long you realize you can pull off when several cars are lined up behind you. Obstructing the flow of traffic is arguably more dangerous than going 5-10 over the speed limit.

Of course we've been saying since the 80s that we should do annual driving tests for those over 65, and im saying in 2025 we need to find a way to outright disable phones in the car. Pull off and call them back if its super important or fuck off.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I drive a Miata. I have to pretty much drive like I’m invisible. I’ve had people try and merge right over top of me. I don’t understand the mentality of trying to ‘win’ on the road. I let anyone I can around me as politely as possible.

I drive a Z3 and it is indeed some scary shit. I hate driving next to those monster fucking pickup trucks and realizing they can't see me AT ALL.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

leave lots of space between you and an aggressive driver.

This is great advice and a great way of looking at it. I use to tell people that you can control how close other drivers are to you when they are in front of you. A crazy fast tailgater behind you might be hard to deal with, but let them get in front of you and you can have a better safety buffer zone.

Even when your tailgater can't pass you because of traffic, you should still slow down. Not to piss them off, but because they're more likely to run into you and you want as much distance as possible between you and the car in front of you when they do hit you. This is even a question on the CDL exam.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

Because the Wi-Fi who's driving us posting me off nearly fucking hit me by trying to cut me off inches from my front bumper from two lanes over instead of pulling into the giant expanse behind me for no reason.

Driving slow doesn't warm me they're going to spasm into my lane like that