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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -1 points 8 months ago (7 children)
[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing a salad with poppy seeds sprinkled on it.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I'm guessing poppy seeds with salad sprinkled on top.

[–] 93maddie94@lemmy.zip 14 points 8 months ago

Then she ate a salad from Costco: an “everything” chopped salad kit with poppy seeds.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It’s probably in the dressing. Weird to call it poppy seed salad though.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now I’m imagining a spoon full of poppy seeds topped with tiny bits of tomatoes, carrots, and bacon bits.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Crrrrunch. Crrrrrruuunch. No. It's good! Yummmm

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Don’t breathe while eating or you’re gonna choke.

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

"It's a dangerous drug": child services, probably

A salad with poppy seeds in or on it. Like so.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Poppy seed dressing is available in grocery story.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 8 months ago

Normal well but maybe dea visit. XD

[–] Steve@startrek.website 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

Yes... and her arch nemesis is Poppy Cock.