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Anon did philosophy (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by hmmm@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well.... people always say 2 hands are better than one. I think it extends to 3 is better than 2.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean, I'd say two hands and one mouth, hahahah!

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I wasn't very clear with that. I just meant 3 boobs are better than 2. I agree with you though haha. Although, an extra arm could be useful.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I'm just trying to be punny and lewd at the same time =P

But yes, I do agree that a third limb with grasping abilities would be useful in general, in many situations.

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