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Late one night, slide under a truck, with a #3 drill bit, pop a hole in the muffler. Screw in a zerk fitting. Using a grease gun, add the filling of your choice such as silicone or roofing tar patch.
i wonder what kind of effect transglutaminase would have on a muffler
That's fun!
Had to look it up. I'm thinking most of the payload would actually need to be a protein. Block of shrimp cement in the exhaust would be unreal after a day or two.
see i was just leaning beef but now we could go crab. why not carcinise? your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter