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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon crunches some numbers (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Agriculture is a Hell of a drug.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also cooking before you eat matters a lot

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

We were cooking but now we're cooked

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It also requires a shit ton of work compared to hunting and gathering.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Speaking of drugs, it probably just took 190k years for someone to work up the courage to eat the mushrooms growing out of the poop.