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'Cause we are living in a microscopic world
And I am a bacterial girl
I hate that I heard that in my head to barbie girl...
Material Girl?
Nope, barbie girl by aqua. If you're lucky enough to have never heard it don't look it up, you'll never un-hear it.
Yep, instant recall of... apparently a core memory.
You can touch my hair, undress me everywhere~!
Come on Barbie lets go party.
I wanted to attempt to somehow rewrite it to be bacterial themed, but ... I don't know enough microbial vocab, and every bit I do know has way too many syllables.
Somebody else got the bacteria translation, check the replies.
Yes!
Am bacteria girl
In bacteria wo-orld
Life micros-copic
It's fantastic
You see me in hair.
And find me every-where.
With mutation, life is mine formation.
The word barbie rhymes with bacteria in Turkish btw.
Don't read last part as song in your head.
missed opportunity to rhyme micro-plastics with fantastic
Welp that's a week long earworm....
Nicely done BTW.