Mild Curses

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I cast: altered falls - everything you drop bounces to 110% of it's original fall height. (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 month ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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This sounds mildly inconvenient at first but then you take a dump and realize the depth of the hell I sentenced you to

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[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder how this would be implemented. Does everything get a bonus on the downward motion or the upward motion? I guess it would only work with the latter. And once it goes down a second time, you didn't drop it. Gravity pulled it back down. More interesting would be how direction is handled. Can I trick it by shitting on an incline? Does it go back to its previous position plus 10%? Then you could trick it by shitting in motion.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

shitting on an incline

lmfao.

Upward motion, and only the initial bounce. shitting aside, playing basketball becomes stupid difficult. Clumsly dropping something like a hammer on a concrete floor now endangers your shins.