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Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.
But why are all straight people everywhere like this one meme, am I right fellas?
Because they're brainwashed by Disney and romcoms.
source: I'm gay. Bitches be crazy
I dunno, my queer drama's always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you'd still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is 'I'd worship you, shai-hulud' 'cuz we all want that spice.
I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama "Gays of our lives" and it was fucking amazing.
Right? It's not just the same bullshit script on repeat that so many straights do.
Nah you arent that unique you know. Its the same shit as straight clubs just with less violence and WAY more over the top acting and better writing. Straight guys throw chairs and punches, flamboyant gay dudes throw drinks and slap faces, Its just way more entertaining to be around.
The lesbians on the other hand... that shit was vicious but infrequent. Like dudes brawling but with hair pulling and nails as well.
That. Is. What. I'm. Saying. Not that we dont; that we're netter written and less repetitive.
So it might just be the fact that im kind of giant, but all my messy break-ups had many-aftershocks psychological shit. No physical confrontation even when my fresh ex was a very generally physical person.
I think we're pretty much on the same page. The stories were the same "Thats my ex" or "Stop flirting with my girl/boy" or "you think you're better than me" stuff but the shit talking before things got physical was so much better.
Meatheads get to the punching part too fast for it to be funny. You have enough time to go "Aw fuck..." and it was on. I once saw someone go 5 solid minutes on another persons shoes and it was amazing.
I've been around the block a few times and I'm afraid I have to report that nerd love transcends sexual orientation.
Even the non nerds. I've dated meathead athletes who knew this stuff!
God damn, I wish I was gay.
It's pretty great during the occasional year when nobody's trying to exterminate us.
As a male bi who tends to sleep with women more than men and tend to favor fem guys (I'm picky), I wish I was gayer.
That said, bi and poly women are fantastic.
I thought you gays loved sucking worms. What has spice got to do with it?
Different kinda gay in my case, and read a book.
All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.
Goto a gaybar and people watch, it's fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.
But whether or not you have the option of building your life around a relatively narrow script that you might only deviate from a little, or you can only pick up scraps of it, or you have to start with a totally blank page every day does effect how interesting and novel your drama's gonna be.
I'm asserting a difference of entertainment quality, not quantity or severity.
Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch about the gay coworker.
not if you like anal