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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Shower thought: imagine that there's only one soul in the universe, and it's doomed to live the life of every living thing that has ever existed or will ever exist, one after the other. There would be a lot of good moments, but a lot of getting eaten and shit like that, too. Then imagine Jeff Bezos being that soul and what he has to look forward to.

[–] Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't there a theory that there's only a single electron in the universe, that's travelling through time to manifest in multiple places at once? Can we call it Jeff?

I think that one electron deserves "Geoffrey", don't you?