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The secret ingredient is crime (infosec.pub)
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[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I once ate the baby carrots from the grocery store, right off the display. I am not sorry about it.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think there's anything in that story to be sorry about.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is, you need to wash vegetables before you eat them

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm pretty sure baby carrots are prewashed.

Edit: Oh, perhaps you don't know this. In which case, I'd love to be the one to tell you: baby carrots are just cut up regular carrots.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Even if they're prewashed, they're lying in a crowded supermarket on display all day. You don't know who touched them and who sneezed on them, but you can know for a fact, someone did, and most people don't wash hands.