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Peak security (infosec.pub)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by qaz@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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[–] medem@lemmy.wtf 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Since that happens to the best of us, I envision writing a wrapper script around {n,}pfctl that asks for confirmation upon detecting that you're logged in via ssh through a specific port AND detecting that the new rules would block that port.