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Not my problem (infosec.pub)

submitted 4 days ago by qaz@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Damage@feddit.it 45 points 4 days ago (9 children)

They still ask you why their garbage doesn't work or how to run a PDF.
I'm not even a computer programmer, I do industrial automation!

[–] plyth@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

how to run a PDF

Not that stupid. PDF is scriptable.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It was plenty stupid in that context

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 23 hours ago

Just make it executable using chmod +x and call it like you would just anything you want to "run".
If it "does not work" then you need to change your CPU by getting another motherboard. That will be $3k

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