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People are allowed to have their own preferences different from mine, but I'm always thrown off by the number of comments on the internet who insist they don't care about boob size.
Personally, I'm like the fake straight persona that Captain Holt puts on in Brooklyn 99: "I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts and all logic flies out the window."
There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
Sincerely,
Matelt
... so you saying out there be roaming boobs with mighty penises growing out of them??
Eww!
But brb, I'm embarking on an ... unrelated expedition of science & new frontiers.
Godpseed on your quest, but the comment was referring to a separate quote of the same hay character when pretending to be straight, referring to the absence of a penis in the place you would would actually expect to see a penis.
Yes, I understood the quote, my reply was just an attempt to derive some random abstract humour from it.