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(I read this as 'funny' but I'm leaving it up lol)
"oh, hello pizza man"
'accidentally' drops the pizza straight on her tits
"oh no, I am so hungry, and who is going to clean this up?"
"today's sponsor, Dyson! With the Dyson washG1 you simply succ your problems away! Slutty Actress, can you get on the ground and demonstrate by laying on your back on the floor? Top off, of course."
"sure thing Sexy Hunk"
"that's my gal. Now we just lift and flips the switch-"
"screams my tits fuck OWOWOW"
canned laughter
"with Dyson, you never lose suction. And because of the noise generated by the vacuum, screams of pain and distress just get mixed into the high-pitched, ear-piercing whine. And look at how pristine those succulent titties are now?"
screams
[etc etc etc]