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Anon learns a new spell (infosec.pub)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

This had me in stitches

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's my favorite copypasta. I can't believe I was the first in this thread to post it.

Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.