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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 57 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Because there is nothing legally binding about petitions.

[–] tux0r@feddit.org 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If petitions (= begging) are the highest level of what people can do between two elections, something about the system is fundamentally broken.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

There's a few steps between begging and guillotines.

But yes, politics exists on a spectrum.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Traditionally it's

  • Soap Box
  • Ballot Box
  • Jury Box
  • Ammo Box

First you talk. Then you vote. Then you use the legal system. And if things are still broken, you use violence.

I'm in the US so I can't speak for the UK specifically, but it does feel like the rise of fascism and consolidation of power into fewer and fewer people is a real problem that won't be fixed by asking nicely.

  • Soap Box
  • Ballot Box
  • Jury Box
  • Ammo Box
  • Pine Box
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Things aren't getting worse in the UK, they're just staying exactly the same as they've always been.

There are two parties and they're both basically identical to each other and they just keep swapping every decade or so. The Conservatives crash the economy, mostly due to piss-pour economic handling and welfare cuts, eventually everyone gets irritated with them and boots them out. Labour proceeds to blame the conservatives for the economic mess for the next 10 years, fail to really achieve anything of any significance due to the inevitable infighting (they've already started), and eventually lose power to the conservatives. Then the entire story mess repeats itself.

You get five or six rounds of this and then all the current lot die and you replace them with a new bunch of idiots.

Seriously this crap goes all the way back to the 1930s. We never get a break.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago

Hi! Trans and queer person from the UK here.

Shit's gotten worse, bro.

[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Things are getting worse in the UK in terms of wealth inequality, living standards, civil rights and democratic freedom.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 2 points 3 days ago

What if we give them money so they stop taking our money

[–] sxan@midwest.social 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Like, gallows? Is gallows a step? Where do pitchforks come in?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I figure gallows and guillotines are in the same bucket. Pitchforks a step or two before that.

I'm a little annoyed that General Strikes and other forms of economic deterrence aren't on the list. You'd be surprised how far you can get when you threaten the profit margin. A lot of these guys will cave in a matter of weeks when they realize they might not have the money for a new yacht.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 3 days ago

Those would be great. 50501 is trying hard with the protests, but without media coverage they just get swallowed. And I can only think that strikes aren't happening because of a combination that the labor economy is shit, and because an astonishingly large number of union members are Trump supporters. You see this occasionally when union leadership, who knows better, clash with their members.

I don't think violent revolution, if it breaks out, is going to be that so much as another civil war. The rich have learned from history, and are very effective at turning the classes against each other.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Petitions
Protests
Pitchforks
Prison

[–] sxan@midwest.social 5 points 3 days ago
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

For the final P, we borrow from Estonian:

Poomine

[–] tux0r@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

Sadly, most unhappy people still think that laws must be respected, and guillotining has fallen out of popularity with them quite recently.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Well it does atleast force them to make a public opinion on it, it’s a foot in the door.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Which would be useful if they were also forced to actually provide a somewhat science based line of reasoning for their answer. But in reality its gonna be completely made up reasons not based on any facts.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Not all petitions are based on stuff that’s “factual” or “provable” as well though.

Petition to paint crosswalks in pride colours for example.

[–] Szyler@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

While I wouldn't personally mind pride colors on crosswalks, having them be forced to answer "anything" is better than being allowed to ignore it.

Example:

"Painting them pride color will increase the cost of painting them, as it requires new tools and extra colors adding complexity to an otherwise quick paint job with tools used also on other similar road work .

While we agree in the spirit, the cost of doing this outweighs the increased visibility of a minority group, and will therefore not be considered further. "

Thats true i guess. I was thinking of car traffic restrictions or "one more lane" type stuff.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

Yup, it can be a way of getting a discussion started

For Canada the rules are as follows:

The Standing Orders of the House of Commons require the government to respond to every petition presented to the House within 45 calendar days. If the House is not sitting on that day, the response must be presented at the next sitting of the House.

The petitioner, supporters, signatories, and the member of Parliament who authorized the online publication of the e-petition will be notified by email when the response is tabled in the House. A copy will also be found on the petitions website along with the original petition.

https://www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en/Home/AboutContent?guide=PIElectronicGuide