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The Great Philosopher then hands Anon $100 in Monopoly Money.
Anon Replies: "These bills are fake"
The philosopher shrugs: "My analogies aren't perfect"
Ah I see, the great philosopher is Eastern European
The farther east you go the more enlightened as well
Well, monopoly money does have value technically, it's just that it would be a ton of bills
How many monopoly bills would it take for a gas station to fill up my 7 gallon tank?
Depends on how much the owner likes monopoly or wants to start selling monopoly money.
But if you bundled it with the rest of the game, I'd imagine they'd be willing to trade about 5 or 7 bundles. Of course, it has to be the complete bundle, because the monopoly game without the money is valued far less than with the official money