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[–] celeste@kbin.earth 47 points 1 day ago (5 children)

COSAR praised the hikers for reporting the sound and reminded the public that their services are always free, even suggesting the money saved could “be spent on singling lessons.”

Damn!

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Shout, shout, let it all out!

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These are the things I can do without.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] remon@ani.social 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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