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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon learns a new spell (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] NaibofTabr 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Explosions are combustion.

And really we're just talking about oxidation. If oxidation works (which it must, because the characters are breathing) then chemically-propelled projectiles must also work.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Look, we're talking about a world where people fly around on broomsticks like we ride bicycles.

Of course you can just declare that firearms don't work.

[–] NaibofTabr 1 points 2 days ago

I mean... not if your fantasy world has any internal consistency... and if it doesn't then it might as well be Cloud Cuckoo Land.