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Anon is dehydrated (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pressure washer, get it right up in there to clean it out.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

My experience with pressure washers has always been splattery. I would not voluntarily choose a splattery bidet experience.