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Anon is dehydrated (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] hobovision@mander.xyz 62 points 3 days ago

If the bidet is pushing the water into your colon you either need to use lower pressure or do some butthole exercises to seal that fucker up.