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Anon learns a new spell (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 100 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

In the American version of the books, they changed kids hexing each other in the corridors for shooting each other instead, to make it more believable.

[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 86 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Harry shotter and the chamber of bullets.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 20 points 3 days ago

Their calculation was American kids are too dumb to know what a philosopher is, but they can strip an AR-15 blindfold.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gary Hunter and the Prisoner of Alaska, man

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Gary Hunter and the Gatling Gun of Fire"

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Gary Hunter at the Border of Phoenix

[–] ADTJ@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

Gary Hunter and the Half-Bled-out Prince