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I wash mine in holy water, then dust it with volcanic ash from the 1980 Mount St. Helens eruption, and wipe it down with a felted angora cloth, just like my mother taught me.
I'm noticing a severe lack of chants and prayers in your routine. And where's the incense?
Noobie mistake, you need to say you learned it from your nonna
I also have performative masturbation rituals