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Not the things that you depend on, but automations that are just for fun

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[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

When I plug my phone in to charge, it says “Oh yeah, stick it in me, baby”.

Yes, I am a fully grown adult.

And I can do what the fuck I want (regardless how much my partner requests I do not do what the fuck I want).

[–] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 3 points 21 hours ago

My colleagues iPhone says "I've got the power!" and I'm a little pissed that he still hasn't managed to play the music snippet I provided him.

[–] BlueEther@no.lastname.nz 11 points 1 day ago

I did almost exactly the same, except it was "Hit me with your rhythm stick"

[–] rawsta@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 22 hours ago

I have "yeah, gimme the juice." set for that.