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Anon is dehydrated (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You made a conscious choice to post this comment.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You think that ruined your day? I had LASIK - I paid to read that more clearly.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wear glasses, so I also paid to read it more clearly. Arguably a fraction of what you paid, but the principle remains.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Glasses require replacements, I'm actually curious now whether I've paid more than LASIK over my lifetime...

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

My LASIK (SMARTSurface, but similar enough) cost 1000 euros and my glasses used to cost 350 and I would replace them every three years. My procedure should pay off in 9 years and I am 4 years on the way there.