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Tips for surviving a rip current (theonion.com)
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Without knowledge of proper safety measures, a strong current can turn a relaxing day at the beach into a deadly nightmare. Here are some tips for surviving a rip current: Do not try to swim against the current, but rather at a 34-degree angle relative to the wind, increasing by a factor of five for […]

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[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

And remember, Douglas Adams was full of shit. Panic!