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President Trump courageously plans nuclear war to prevent release of Trump-Epstein files
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"courageously" - that's The Onion's way of giving readers a hint it might be satire.
Except, have you read anything the "news" has put out about the guy? They kiss his taint regularly and only touch him with kid gloves. Just saying...