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[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 50 points 13 hours ago (8 children)

At least they didn't pour it down the drain.

[–] Coolcoder360@lemmy.world 86 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

It was the yeast they could do.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 14 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah, they really had to rise to the occasion here. Some people would have disposed of it irresponsibly, but I guess they're just bread better there, although whoever left it in the sun must have been baked.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

When the Sun

Hits the dump

Full of big yeasty clumps

That's a dough-ay

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Despite the afermentioned possibility about inhibition its deflating to see how we treat things we don't knead.

[–] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 12 hours ago

They must have felt like a regular Glutenkhamun after that.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 hours ago
[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

That's not enough dough.

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