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President Trump courageously plans nuclear war to prevent release of Trump-Epstein files (www.normalisland.co.uk)
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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 51 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Can you bite the onion if the news are, not only plausible, but reasonable?

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Just a little bite, as a treat.

But yeah legitimately I don't see anything in that headline I don't believe is true.

I guess "courageously"

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"courageously" - that's The Onion's way of giving readers a hint it might be satire.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Except, have you read anything the "news" has put out about the guy? They kiss his taint regularly and only touch him with kid gloves. Just saying...