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[โ€“] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (4 children)

H2G2 is not funny.
- Why, I could even start a second fight:
Big Bang Theory is funny.
- EDIT: Wait, I have more:
GNU is bloated beyond belief.
Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.

[โ€“] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 14 hours ago

No one can tell your glue-on eyelashes are fake.

In fact, most guys really do just think your face normally looks like that without a 1/4 lb of foundation!

Just like how every guy totally believes their dudebro friend can afford that new E-Class by making the same pay you do, he just budgets better and is really dedicated to the grindset.

Yep, we're all 100% sure that new ride will just scream 'I am a responsible and succesful potential mate.'

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