Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before. (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 days ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

No one can tell your glue-on eyelashes are fake.

In fact, most guys really do just think your face normally looks like that without a 1/4 lb of foundation!

Just like how every guy totally believes their dudebro friend can afford that new E-Class by making the same pay you do, he just budgets better and is really dedicated to the grindset.

Yep, we're all 100% sure that new ride will just scream 'I am a responsible and succesful potential mate.'