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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 25 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Sister Bear: You're hit! You're bleeding, man.

Brother Bear: I ain't got time to bleed.

[–] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 19 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Brother Bear: This stuff’ll make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 15 hours ago

60% of the time, it works every time.

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