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[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 24 points 1 day ago (10 children)
[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Someone said that hell probably really is the place to be. Heaven has mega rules to get in, and everyone else just crashes at Satan's place.

The torture for the true sinners probably happens, but at the hands of the normal people who didnt make it to heaven. Be honest with yourself, would you pass up the opportunity to ram a hot poker up Hitlers arse?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

i mean yeah. that's so gauche. i'm gonna dunk him in the bee tank

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago

The torture for the true sinners probably happens, but at the hands of the normal people who didnt make it to heaven.

[–] phx@lemmy.ca 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I thought it was supposed to be a pineapple?

[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Fun fact, "pineapple" was a nickname for a grenade, so presumably you'd want to insert it in such a way as to leave the pin accessible

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Who knows, Hitler may well be in heaven. All it takes is a moment of repentance.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

As if that cunt ever repented for a moment. He was fucking crazy you know.

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

He was certainly evil and addicted to drugs.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

I dare say he was... methed up.

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