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[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago (12 children)
[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 24 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Depends on the age. For a 3-5 year old prone to sneaking out on adventures it could be useful.

Just one problem: Mine tended to attempt their escape barefoot.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Put a tag on their ear, I know some biologists that can hook you up

[–] Balaquina@lemmy.ca 4 points 23 hours ago

I would actually live to see some sort of comedy sketch do this with one of those giant radio collars from the 1970s lol

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