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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Ive been speaking English for almost 30 years, I can do london rhyming slang to an extent and have little to no trouble reading Jamaican Patwa/patois.

Yet "maters" took unreasonably long to understand. Please don't expect everyone to speak kasinfuker.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Oh that's interesting, do you have a favourite piece of rhyming slang?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Well I think my favourite is just "berk" in the sense of getting to call people cunts without them knowing.

But I before learning it, I had like always wondered things like... for instance, why it's called "blowing raspberries", when in my native language is more or less likened to fart-noises. But then I learned that "blowing raspberries" comes from "raspberry tart" = "fart". But that's not on my top list, but discovering it was.

Rhyming slang lives so much and is so subjective that I have a hard time with it, as to actually be able to speak it would probably necessitate living in London because it changes so fast in general.

Probably the first things I learned was "having a butcher's (hook)" = a look, and "apples and pears" = stairs.

I wouldn't say I know London rhyming slang, but I can make out some of it. Like I can't list all the times it's helped me understand what a character was saying because it just made sense after knowing that my brain just has to look for the "correct" rhyme. But equally as many, nay, many more times when I've just gone "okay that was prolly rhyming slang but I don't know what for" unless it's something painfully obvious from context.

Like this reminds me of Jim Jefferies in "the Librarians" acting as a Londoner doing rhyming slang. I'll see if I can find the clip. Nope. Nowhere to be found. I'll illegally download it quickly and upload it to youtube. Here. It's funny because it's like an American writers version of what London rhyming slang is, I like the show and Jim Jefferies anyway, and they use it well enough. But that's not "authentic" as it were. But like it shouldn't be hard even for people somewhat unfamiliar to rhyme "Patrick Swayze" with "crazy", especially given the context. It might take a few minutes to upload and hopefully won't be censored instantly. Sorry for just uploading a clip I filmed from a screen on my phone but my premiere didn't have codecs and I was too lazy and inebriated to install any, this seemed simpler. Am no video editor.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Haha, funnily enough "berk" is one of my favourites too! I do wish I heard more rhyming slang, I've lived in London for a few years and haven't heard enough of it really - although that might be due to where I live not being particularly cockney.

It's so cool that just uploaded a clip for this conversation lol - thank you for that 🙏 I enjoyed it!

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I communicate in memes nowadays.

It's like I want to say a thing, but then I realise "oh shit it'll take like 10 min to explain this meme in words if I can't show it".

So I just showed it.

Easier online, more awkward irl.

I gather that may not stay up long, Jim Jefferies probably doesn't want it being up since he's not a b-class background actor anymore.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah honestly that totally makes sense over this medium, I'm surprised on reflection that I haven't seen more people do it altho I suppose it's effort!

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Cutting it would've been for some reason. But filming it didn't feel like it.

Mayhaps if I learned to use premiere or resolve I could actually produce content as easily

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I quite like Blender's video editor. It's FOSS, too.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I should try any of them really, but I just couldn't be arsed so filmed it on my phone. Vanilla premiere didn't understand mkv and I didn't feel like figuring it out or installing new software.

Thanks for the suggestion tho, I'll look into that