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[–] prex@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This skill will be needed one day to save the world. Get your practice in.

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There are two wolves inside of me

Scientist: "The life form appears to be... noodle based sir."

General: "Holy Macaroni."

and

A bartender, a line chef, and a bomb disposal tech are in a car. A drunk driver t bones them and causes significant injury to all three.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So in the second one are they straining the blood out and trying to keep the bodies in? I can't seem to place what that one is

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

No, it's supposed to a "three similar archetypes walk into a bar and one up each other" type joke setup with an anti-joke punchline and a little anti-car agit-prop thrown in for good measure