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[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Fucking tech bro's

Can't they all just go to space and leave the rest of us alone

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Because they want earth. The poors are the ones going to space to work the mines, I'm sure of it. Not sure why anyone thinks they're the ones going to space to live.

[–] TheTurner@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 hours ago

It'll be like Weyland Industries in Alien Romulus.