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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 25 points 15 hours ago (29 children)

Easy. First off:

Pop-tarts are calzones.

More fights:

Greek salad is fruit salad

Paris sucks

Chick-fil-A isn't actually good

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Doesn't a calzone require the fold in the dough where a ravioli is two "sheets" of cough pinched together? Or am I misremembering sandwich classifications?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The cube rule only cares about starch location.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

This guy wants OP's challenge.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Thatsthejoke.wad

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