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[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

When I worked at Geico, we'd say, "Hi thank you for calling Geico, this is *******, your licensed professional. How can I help?"

One time the southern slipped out, and I just said, "Howd'y this is *****.", and stopped talking.

I didn't even realize it until my boss started laughing at me and played the recording.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago (7 children)

I am getting my P&c license, what's it like to work for Geico? Was thinking of working there.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

you get paid to fuck people, what's not to like

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

They that bad? Can you give more details? I don't know anyone who gotten insurance through them

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm just bitter because they dont give an option to cancel policy online, they force you to dial a robot and sit on hold if you wanna attempt to cancel with them. so i said fuck that and just removed payment method and let it lapse. but instead they just renewed my policy anyway without asking me, and when there was no payment option they just sent me to fuckin collections! for services never rendered!

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

What the fuck, with insurance the customer has the right to cancel at any time. But to be fair all insurance makes in hard cancel. I have call if I want to remove automatic payments.

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