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What would be the best type of pasta for sleeping on? (infosec.pub)
submitted 10 hours ago by otter@lemmy.ca to c/ask@piefed.social
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It could be cooked or dry, with or without other ingredients

Inspired by this comment: https://lemmy.ca/comment/18107810

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[–] ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I opened this post thinking I’d learn some new idiomatic expression I didn’t know about. Like “it is not a pasta you’d sleep on”, or “don’t sleep on my pasta, you idiot”, or “your ravioli pillow is pathetic”. But alas…

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Don't let the pasta get cold before sleeping on it

[–] ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago

If you sit by the pasta for long enough, you will see the body of your enemy sleeping on it