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[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Good point! Do you mind if I ask... are you a velociraptor?

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I... uh... am a perfectly normal human being, with no feathers, 5 fingers on each hand and no tail whatsoever. You know, like everyone else here, a human!

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I believe you! What else could you be otherwise? A... butterfly? LUDICROUS!

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

CORRECT. A BUTTERFLY WOULD ~~NOT COMPUTE~~ BE LUDICROUS. THANK YOU FELLOW HUMAN

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 points 1 week ago

No one ever suspects the butterfly.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
 PSST. FELLOW HUMAN, YOUR ACCENT IS OFF. INSERT 5 SPACE CHARACTERS AT THE START OF YOUR ~~INFORMATION BLOCK~~ SENTENCE, SO THAT OTHER ~~COMPUTERS~~ HUMANS CAN MORE EASILY ~~PARSE~~ UNDERSTAND YOU.

 HAVE A GOOD DAY, FELLOW HUMAN

Edit: slightly annoying that markdown text doesn't work in code blocks.

RECEIVED FELLOW HUMAN. MAY YOUR ALSO DAY BE POSITIVE.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Finally, a featherless biped! Plato would be proud!

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] greatwhitepapertiger@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you a friendly Decepticon or a Decepticon who attracts sharks or a deceptive friend or a deceptive shark attractant?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Want to hang out and do this together?

As long as I get to pretend to be one of the hum............I mean, I AM one of the humans. I would NEVER EVEN WANT to be a shark! WHY WOULD ANYONE! THAT'S CRAZY TALK! HA HA HA

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
 I TOO AM A NORMAL HUMAN LIFE FORM. I ENJOY DRINKING WATER, AND EATING ROCKS! HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW HUMAN?

Of course they aren't. It's not like I'm Jessica 🙄