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Trump Sues Safeway Circular For False Ham Claims (theonion.com)

submitted 21 hours ago by protist@mander.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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"The Safeway circular has treated me very badly. They say you can taste the homestyle difference, but you cannot, and there’s no way that ham can be $8.99 per pound after I brought grocery prices to an all-time low. However, that’s nothing compared to the horrendous ham prices we saw under Biden.”

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[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

The sad part is that there's someone saying something like this on every post here.

[–] seralth@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

While i knew it was the onion from the get go. Its impossiable to not just think "yeah that checks out" on even the stupidest of fucking things. Cause the time line we are in isnt just the worse. Its also the dumbest.

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah, I'm not American, but since coming to Lemmy I've been getting more and more worried for them and the rest of the world.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 5 points 16 hours ago

And these are the smart ones!