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[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 15 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

There's a local grocery store chain here that has the most bland tasting everything in their prepared food counter. You've never eaten such tasteless food in your life. Poor seasoning? Try none at all. Everything tastes like cardboard.

Want to simulate what it's like to eat food as a 30 year long habitual chain smoker, shop at Freson Bros.

Kellogg would cum his pants on the spot discovering such blandness could exist.

Their potato salad gave me depression. I didn't know you could make a calzone taste like the box it came in.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I am weirdly intrigued. You make it sound like a curiosity

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I seem to write better when I'm passionate about something. What gets me is none of it looks* off/shitty visually. Like the coleslaw looks appealing until you eat a mouth full and wish to die from your utter disappointment. If the Demiurge is real, one of his angels runs their kitchen just to fuck with people.

[–] raldone01@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

I actually like the taste of unseasoned food.

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

I need to try this now