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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Hawley: i’m introducing a weird version of stop congressional stock trading!

“Lefties”: Yeah sucky Democrats! See, even this guy gets how legislation to rein in the shameful capitalist dogs should be!

Hawley: also, no money back for Biden voters!

“Lefties”: *crickets*

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

lol. Too true. These days I wonder who’s worse. Fascist MAGAts or virtue signaling leftists that do more talking than acting.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know which is worse. The fascists, obviously.

Being passive is far better than actively dismantling democracy.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world -2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Being passive IS dismantling democracy one smug self righteous comment at a time.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 1 points 6 minutes ago

Patiently false.

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