A Boring Dystopia

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A fair punishment for the obscene hoarding of wealth (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 day ago by ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world to c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

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Assuming it was federal minimum wage of $7.25/hr and he was working 60 hour weeks with 20 hours of time and a half pay at $10.875 it would take exactly 9,149,826 years working 3120 hours a year for a total of 28,547,457,120 hours worked. Or if satan is nice and lets him have more time off and jeff only has to work 40 hours a week then he will have to work 15,994,695 years or a total of 33,268,965,600 hours. If only hell were real so billionaires could be adequately punished.

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[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

First time?

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yep. Not a fan and I have some comments and suggestions, if I may?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We are experiencing higher than normal call volumes and hold times. Your call is important to us and will be answered in the order in which it was received

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can I get some music while I wait?? 🧐

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Turns out Nickelback went to hell and they have to continuously perform for eternity to operate hell’s hold music, so, you can listen to something while you wait. If you hit 2 you get Jessica Black’s Friday on repeat but you can’t go back, so choose carefully

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

👍 (adding another suggestion to the list)

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

A poorly ripped, grainy low quality mp3 that sounds vaguely like a song you heard once in some kind of office elevator plays, that is 23 seconds long, but is looped for a 30 second timer, then theres an unnaturally long pause before the "your call is important to us" message plays, completing a 1 minute time cycle.

The music starts again.

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You, sir, (or madam) deserve a drafty spot in hell

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No, the company that played this, that I remember such an exact shitty hold, does. I wish I could remember the name of the company too - I hate them so much for this. The fact you get the first 7 seconds of the song a second time, followed by the pause that makes you think someone picked up has got to be the most rage-inducing thing I have ever heard.