this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Fake: Anon goes outside

Gay: Gardening (? idk this one is a struggle)

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 1 day ago (9 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

all that bending over? getting dirty fingers? getting heads off plants? sowing seeds? hell yeah

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

sowing seeds?

I think this is significantly less gay than you think

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Some people are more versatile than others.......

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